ripped this from silly steff's blog, haha.
this sure did crack me up!

Yo momma so old when she saw jurrasic park it brought back memories .
Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "okay".
Yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.
Yo momma is sooooooo stupid that she parked in front of a parking meter one day and put some change in it. Then she stood there for hours waiting for a gumball to come out.
Yo momma so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarette in your living room she yelled out, "who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last SupperYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94" .
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.